See my cool new koi pond? See it? Over there to the right? If you click on it you can drop food and the fishies will come and eat it! So now I have 2 good ways of managing stress: feeding electronic koi and writing passive-aggressive haiku!
This was my Facebook status yesterday after someone was snappish to me:
Why are you so sour?
Are you sucking on lemons?
I think you're a bitch.
And this is one that I composed on the road today:
Limp-dick cigarette,
vanity plates:MYOFFIS,
You seem like a tool.
Although that guy didn't do anything "toolish". I just composed it after noticing the vanity plates and seeing him with his cigarette dangling almost straight down from his bottom lip. Like a drop of saliva kept the paper stuck to his lip. Bleah!
I had a physics test this morning and it was questionable. I got a lot of C's for the multiple choice section and that made me nervous. Plus there was one problem that I flat out couldn't do, and one short answer that I guessed on. And next week is spring break so I'm going to have to wait a LONG TIME to get the results back. I just want to KNOW so I can put it behind me and move forward. It's the not-knowing that stresses me out.
I think I'll feed my electronic fish now.
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